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Horribly, horribly wrong. We should definetely not get together.

We should definetely not be uninteresting.
We should definetely not act desparate.
We should definetely not chase committed friends.
We should definetely not have an age difference, or more importantly, ideological difference.
We should definetely not get together.

On another note: Life is looking up, for now. Mom has three boyfriends, I have three best friends, and we're both quickly adding more. There may be a chance, even if there is a better way.

I promise to stop being vague from here on out.